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Eat, Beagle, Eat!

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Breakfast:

  • Bread chunks soaked in milk?  No
  • Dog food?  Hell no.
2pm when Bunny Gets Home:
  • Bread chunks soaked in milk?  Yes, please.
  • Banana?  Um, okaaay, I guess.
  • Tuna salad that fell out of Bunny’s sandwich?  Yes, oh God yes!
  • Teeny chunk of cheese?  Meh.  
Suppertime:
  • Dog food in the dog dish?  No way.
  • Cucumber chunks from the salad Bunny is making?  Yum.
  • Dog food from Mr. D’s hand?  Mmmmmmaybe, but only a little.
  • Bell pepper chunks from the salad Bunny is making?  Chew chew, spit it out.
  • Lettuce from the salad Bunny is making?  Lettuce!  AWESOME!  Chew chew.  Wait. I hate lettuce.  Why do you keep giving me lettuce?  Spit it out.
  • Broccoli bits off Bunny’s plate?  Yum.
  • Bits of ham off Bunny’s plate?  Yum.
  • Cooked carrots from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles?  Yay!  Yum.
  • Bits of ham from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles?   Ecstasy!
  • Cooked carrots from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles offered after the beagle realizes that there is ham?  Ptooey.  Where’s the ham?
  • Broccoli bits from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles offered after the beagle realizes that there is ham?  Sniff, sniff.  That is NOT ham.  *rejects*
  • Bits of ham from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles?  *Snoopy dance*
  • Cold boiled potato from the special supper plate of people food Bunny made just for beagles offered after the beagle realizes that there is ham?  BRING ME THE HAM, WOMAN!  
  • Cucumber chunks offered after the ham is gone?  bleck
  • Cold boiled potato mixed with a little milk and the scrapings of ham bits from the serving platter?  Yes, but I’m leaving behind the bits of potato that are still solid.

2 thoughts on “Eat, Beagle, Eat!

  1. So Kirby’s figured out that Bunny is a gourmet cook and now he’s decided he’s entitled to some of that good food or else.

  2. From we learn that Kirby is strictly Kosher. But is he Hindu? Will he eat bits of beef cooked in a nice red wine?